Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”

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Busted.
I get that this is supposed to be hot but switch the genders around and it sends a completely different message to the population it is pretty fucking sad
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5/16: McArthur High school hazmat situation: Students and teachers decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at fort lauderdale international airport.
5/21: Man bites woman in westchester.
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousins nose off
5/24: Second broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: Hazmat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus.
5/25: Ems responds to lake county, fl school.
5/25: “Disoriented” passenger subdued on flight in miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victims face shot and killed by miami police.
5/26: Florida doctor spits blood at highway patrolman after dui arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites lowes employee and resists arrest. (So in the event that this is what we think it is. The main question is. are we truly prepared?)Hold up, gonna go apply for my gun license, then gonna go to the gun range and practice.
WHY ARE LIKE ALL OF THESE IN FLORIDA THO? I’M MOVING TO FUCKING IOWA OR SOME IRRELEVANT PLACE WITH CORN.
I fucking hate this state… Like we dont get hated enough for politics now we start the apocalypse
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